Call me crazy, but I actually like that my husband plays video games. Sometimes, that is. I know, a lot of wives hate me right now, but hear me out. First of all, he only plays them after the girls go to bed. This is also the time when I have to do most of my "log work." So we can be in the same room, talking, me working on the computer and him "saving the world" on his Xbox 360. He also gets to play with (and talk to) his good friend Brian Wohlhuter who moved to Iowa several years ago. Technology is a wonderful thing. So he and Brian can stay caught up on life via "Call of Duty" and I can get my work done in peace. :) But unknown to Jer or Brian, for the past year or so I've kept a file on my computer with quotes that's Jeremy's said while playing Xbox. I know they won't make much sense to anyone else but I thought they were funny. Hope you enjoy.
Enjoy the max ammo, boys.
Dude, this ray gun is absolutely the bomb.
Ok, that zombie scared me, I think I need to change my pants.
Does someone have a walrus in their living room.
I love how we totally named that room the Alamo.
I can’t get to Brian, guys.
Thank you Keaton, that’s huge.
Me and Big Cat are just trading blows right now.
If I knew where Slavio lived right now, I’d probably be going to jail.
My goal is to kill Sea Pickle.
I am bleeding out hard core.
Grenade! Grenade! Grenade, Brian!
Nice!
How am I supposed to kill people when glass is flying in my face?
Nice work, Cannon Fodder.
Medic! I’m dead. Don’t send a medic to me, I’m a corpse.
I was standing on Alpha until I turned into Flamethrower.
Aww, I like to get gutted.
If I have to hit X one more time to get spawned, I’m going to punch myself in the face.
Dude, that guy’s sniper rifle is amazing, what is that thing?
2 comments:
hahahahahahaha. And I got to hear one of those live.
Best Blog Post Ever!!!
-Mike
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