Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
(Sorry Jer, you know this is my kind of humor!)
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